Just Fuck Off
Sometimes I really wish we had more poofs and asylum seekers and darkies and bankers and… well okay, maybe not bankers, but benefit cheats and single mums and immigrants in this country. Because I’d rather a country filled with all those people than one filled with Daily Express readers.
In fact, I think the best way to solve the pressure on the country’s infrastructure which all these gay immigrants seem set to exert would be to organise a swap system. For every asylum seeker we take in we should be able to ship a Daily Mail or a Daily Express reader off to somewhere like Kabul or Darfur or pretty much anywhere the fuck else but here.
Because the one thing we all know is that the primary reason for abandoning your family and the country of your birth only to wash up somewhere like this with absolutely nothing to your name but the clothes you are wearing is so that you can go to Kylie concerts and drink fucking cocktails.
In some senses you almost have to applaud the Daily Express for this headline. You really couldn’t make this shit up. But how the hell can you possibly satirise something so brilliantly insane? Then again, why waste your time satirising the cunts – why not just tell them to fuck off.
Posted via email from cloody
